What's so unbelievable you ask? That everyone showed up and said "I do"? Nope. That there was a candy buffet consisting of every candy known to man but not made from durian? Nah. That it rained in May for the outdoor service and reception? Well, that is unbelievable, but no that's not what I'm after. No folks, this is a bit of bragging. Sure it's a cardinal sin, but then I'm not all that Catholic.

Yes, I am proud as punch to have given a wedding toast that was called "the best wedding toast I've ever heard." By a judge, who has to attend hundreds of weddings, millions I'd guess. Also was told that I should have a show doing stand-up on Comedy Central. And the opinion of the groom who was the central figure of the toast? "I really thought it was going to go off the rails for a while there, but you did a nice job coming back to your main point." What's a good toast without the fear of impending, horrifying embarrassment?
I swear this picture could be from one of my Delta Gamma formals. At 32, I think that's probably a good thing...

3 comments:
I'd like to hear that toast.
oh, and my children are still talking about the candy bar. and they only saw the morning after candy bar. gage would like one at zuzu's birthday party. at 10:30 in the morning.
I can vouch for the toast - they probably thought she was hired. Elizabeth - your photography skills are also becoming something to reckon with - some of the pictures of Greta were portfolio worthy and the one of Dan and flowers - totally cool!
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